Hobbly Knob Goblin

The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:

1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep

Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.

Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.

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Hobbling knob gobbler

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

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Hobble Gobble Swobble

The act of crushing up any medication up into a line snorting it up and licking it off your face getting all sorts of f*cked eppppp!!!!!

pain killers muscle relaxers and adderall uppers downers anything you can get your greedy little hands on to Hobble Gobble Swobble

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Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

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one eyed hobbling pirate

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate

"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.

"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

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Hoodrat Hobble

It's like the Walk of Shame but you're homeless so you just limp around the Westside

Oh shit is that Dominique doin the Hoodrat Hobble again! Hahaha!