Hokey Cokey

Often used in casual converversation to mean masturbation (for men).

I had a bit of a Hokey Cokey last night, know what I mean?

5👍 19👎

hokey dokey

The term used to describe the actions of a white ass family. Hokey Dokey is the only way you can truly describe the lives of people this white.

Dad: "Okay kids, hop into the swagger wagon so we can go on a road trip to Disney World!"
Kid: "Yay! I love you Dad!"
Dad: "I love you too champ *noogies sons hair *Uses the word noogie."
Mom: "Make sure everyone has their epipen in their fanny pack."
Dad: "Everyone pet Spike our Black Labrador on the head before we leave."
Kid: "Can we listen to Frozen in the car Mommy?"

Dad: "Has anyone seen my Sperry's?"
Mom: "Our iPad says it's going to Rain today so everyone put on their yellow rainboots and jacket"
Kid: "I have my coloring books and road trip scavenger hunt list"
Dad: "I have the digital camera to record our 'quest' so we can watch it again when we get back"
Grandma: "I made cookies for all of you to take on your trip"
Outsider looking in: "That's some hokey dokey white ass family shit right there."

4👍 15👎

mokey-hokey

Basically, whatever but used in a positive sense.

1: Do you want a drink of vodka and coke or a martini?
2: Mokey-hokey

2👍 5👎

sideways hokey pokey

the act of having sex

"damn that chick is hot, i'd do the sideways hokey pokey with her all night long."

12👍 2👎

Horizontal Hokey Pokey

The act of or engaging in Sex.

"I walked into my house and i could tell my parents were doing some c-razzzzzy horizontal hokey pokey!"

61👍 20👎

Do the hokey pokey

Have a cone.

Australian Citizen 1: Oi Davo! Let's go Do the hokey pokey and get turnt around!
Australian Citizen 2 (Davo): Sounds farkin skitz! I am stingin for a cone.

ghetto hokey pokey

An number of line dances usually done at parties, weddings, family reunions, etc. Not necessarily relegated to the ghetto, trailer parks or barn dances; these dances are generally performed by persons of all races and social standings at various get togethers.

For Example:
- Cincinnati Stomp
- Electric Slide
- Cha Cha Slide
- Cupid Shuffle
- Achy Breaky
- Boot Scoot Boogie

Not to exclude other certain dances which may be danced as line dances but also have partner-style or solo variations

- The Hustle
- Love Slide
- Crip Walk

1. "Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Criss Cross. Everybody clap your hands. I know the Ghetto Hokey Pokey when I see it."
- Cedric the Entertainer, Kings of Comedy

2. Khaki Country
Gap Ad to song "Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

3. Doing the C-walk is gone get y'all beat down.

4. Did you see them doing that old school dance The Hustle in "Saturday Night Fever"? John Travolta was the man.

16👍 4👎