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Slang term given to {Marijuana} in Melbourne's North Western suburbs.
Hey man, do you want to go for a hoof this afternoon? I got 5 grams.
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The word used to describe the action of Mr Tumnus anally penetrating you.
I went to narnia and Mr Tumnus started h=Hoofing me uncontrolably.
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Verb: The act of masturbating to characters from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Brony #1: Rarity is totaly the hottest My Little Pony character.
Brony #2: No way, Dude, I've been hoofing to Applejack in my cubicle for an hour.
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To drive very fast to a destination
"wow you got here quick"
"Fuckin hoofed it down the m6 didn't I?"
HOOF is an acronym that stands for 'Honest On Our Friendship.'
It was originally used by students at St Peters to see whether someone was telling the truth or not but is now used to take the piss out of Kyle 'Hoof' Carter.
John: Are you telling the truth?
Julie: Hoof.
Jack: Hey look its Kyle 'Hoof' Carter!
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verb. The equivalent of being fingered, except the one who performs the act has hooves. Generally thought to be unpleasant and possibly painful due to the lack of mobility and sharp edges of a hoof.
I would rather be hooved than go to class today.
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