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An English, Jewish, Protestant, Republican former criminal and current crime podcaster and liar based in Brighton Beach. Is well known by the monikers "Turbo" and "Old Three Tooth". Has a huge love for jellied eels and ritualistic crumb muching.
Good god that fella Art Hostage is quite the tout!
Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.
"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"
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Pink Hostage is when you give oral sex to a woman and continue when she begs you to stop.
Elizabeth secretely loves it when i pink hostage her
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To describe a man masturbating
"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."
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Squat Hostage; Noun: When a male is forced into bondage, then has face sat on by a kinky female.
Benny used her panies to tie Clint's hands to his bedpost, and then squat hostaged that mofo.
In a relationship, the status of the man while the woman is having her period.
"Let's call Dave and see if he wants to come out to the bar! No way man, Lisa is on the rag this weekend. He's a hormone Hostage."
"It didn't matter how I answered her question, either way I was in trouble...That's just how it is when you're a hormone hostage."
(n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.
"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"