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HOT LUNCH

The act of a person shitting on another person's chest, and it slides down the cleavage like a boat down a river. There are many variations, some more popular like:

The Clevland Steamer
The Mud Canoe

John, in the heat of the moment, shit at the top of Hilga's massive jugs, sending a mighty Hot Lunch slowly sliding down her canyon of cleavage.

by Mr.SisterFister January 10, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


polish hot lunch

Eating and then defecating a mixture of perogies and cabbage procured in Pittsburgh into someone's mouth. Referenced in a WDVE skit.

I was broke and couldn't afford Primanti's for my girlfriend, Pregnant Lindsey, so I gave her a Polish hot lunch.

by erock3030 November 4, 2014

21๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Lunch Tuggy

The act of giving a hand job while licking the anus of a man. During ejaculation the man defecates into his partners mouth while simultaneously showering them in semen.

I had planned to give my husband a Hot Lunch Tuggy on the night of our 46th anniversary, but he had Applebees for lunch and I detest the taste of digested asparagus.

by El Presidente 69 July 6, 2017

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


islamic hot lunch

The act of wrapping ones face in plastic wrap, thus giving them the look of a Burka covered Islamic woman, then having another person take a shit on the plastic wrapped face.

"dude, I heard Nicole is a freak!"
"why is that?"
"she made Tom give her an Islamic Hot Lunch!"

by slim jim shady November 21, 2011

33๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas Hot Lunch

When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.

You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.

That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.

by Shmo12345 February 11, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vegetarian Hot Lunch

Sexual fetish wherein one partner places plastic wrap over another's mouth and procedes to defecate in their mouth. A cleaner variation of Hot Lunch.

"This time I kissed her afterwards because she had the vegetarian hot lunch."

by Bryianzum April 7, 2006

102๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


vegetarian hot lunch

When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.

I gave that ho a vegetarian hot lunch!

by Victor May 21, 2003

61๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž