hung like a gnat

You can imagine the minute preportions of a gnats sexual organs.

As soon as she found out I was hung like a gnat, she wanted nothing to do with me.

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hung like a hamster

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.

Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”

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hung like a elephant

a man with a large penis better then being hung like a horse

jeff nemeth is hung like a elephant

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hung like a Norse

Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.

as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse

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Hung like a gerbil

Someone with an extremely small penis.

Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???

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Hung like a mosquito

Possessing a very small penis. Opposite of hung like a horse.

Check out the nude pics of Brad Pitt...he's hung like a mosquito!

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Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."