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Pretty much the coolest portable gadget ever made. It has only one button and everything else is operated by the touch screen. It's an ipod, a phone, and an internet browser. It can also be a remote control, computer mouse, electric razor, mouse trap, a taser, deodorant, hand grenade, a condom, wipes your ass, and gives you eternal life.
John: Yo, Mike, we're going to a nightclub to get some action. You bring the condoms?
Mike: No, I have my iPhone
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1) An adjective describing the status of a dropped call victim who was just disconnected from an iPhone user while that user's iPhone displayed full bars and was in a known area of good reception, yet still inexplicably dropped the call. 2) An adjective describing the status of a dropped call victim whose connection is lost under circumstances where 99% of all other phones would have maintained a connection.
During a lengthy conversation Johnny's iPhone suddenly dropped his call to LeeAnne, Johnny called her back stating "Sorry, you got iPhoned."
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The iPhone was once the best thing since sliced bread. Now it's a joke. Everyone and their grandma believes the iPhone is the most incredible phone in the world. Stuck-up bitches look at their boyfriend's iPhone and love it and brag about their boyfriend's iPhone and then the next second complain about the phone bill and everything. They do not have common sense to understand what the phone was really made for and WHO it was made for...intelligent people. But it doesn't matter now, because the iPhone sucks now.
Want a good phone? Consider a Windows Phone for a simple yet always evolving phone that is easy to use and has Xbox Live built-in and Zune. Consider a low-end Android device if you just want an okay phone. Consider a high-end Android device if you want some good shit!
Don't get an iPhone because the fanboys will attack you...
"Is that an iPhone?"
"Yeh..."
"How many gigabyte does it have?"
"32 gigabytes..."
"OMG, that is like soo big..."
"That's what she said..."
"Ugh...wat-ever..."
"Yeah I thought so..."
This is an example of fanboys surrounding you and your iPhone, ater prolonged exposure to fanboys Your mind begins to deteriorate and you start acting like the above to women because you can't stand them annoying you asking the same damn questions!
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1.) complete addiction to the iPhone.
2.) teaching one to use the iPhone properly.
ex 1. Jack gave up his crack habbit, for the new iPhone!
ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.
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People that will make fun of you if you have android yet they spent $1000 for a phone that does less then android
1: Hey i bought the iPhone XS Max!
2: Don't care.
3: IPHONE SUCKS
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something that everyone uses all day long. it is very sad if you are not on it all the time. the iPhone will one day take over the world and will destroy the humans on the planet earth
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