iPhonitis

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.

I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.

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iphone

a device that gets bigger every year

check out my new iphone, i paid 1000$ on the same phone that i had last year

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iPhonics

iPhonics (n)

1. When your iPhone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.

2. When this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.

1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.

Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.

Note: Vinyl? Seriously?

2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.

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no iphone

Something that happens when communism

"communism is when no iphone"

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iphone

The greatest mind control device ever.

Iphones have now taken over the world.

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iPhone

A $600 paperweight.

Did you see my iPhone?

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iPhoning

To use an iPhone, its freaking cool 'apps' and internet access.

Stop iPhoning and start driving, we're gonna be late for this maccas run - it's already 3am for frig's sake.

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