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An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.
After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!
An implant piercing on the skin which there is only one hole. A flat plate which sits under the skin with only one exit for the barbell giving it the appearance of it being screwed into the body.
"Whats that gem on you?"
"It's called a micro dermal implant. Its a piercing, but only has one hole. The barbell is under the skin"
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Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.
The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.
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A semi-permanent way of turning ones self into an anthropomorphic animal...
by means of fur implanted into the skin, also including: structural implants and bone lengthening, whisker implants, complete nose surgery, claw implants with nail shaping, ear replacement and reshaping with ear canal extension, paw-pad implants and a fully adaptable tail extension.
person one: i wish i could be a real fur...
person two: well you could try trans-fur implants...
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Pseudo-intellectual to the highest degree. Far beyond exhibiting fake intelligence, a breast implant intellectual uses high-level vocabulary incorrectly to sound smarter. They often post on social networking sites like tumblr. and Facebook about the literature (especially coming-of-age novels) that they are currently reading to appear more intelligent. In reality, breast implant intellectuals are the dumbest motherfucking posers on the planet.
Breast implant intellectual: so, as I somnambulated through the pages of The Perks of Becoming a Wallflower, I realized that the acquiescence of the defenestratory characterization really brought out the internal struggles of the characters.
People who are actually smart: wtf srsly
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when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!
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A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.
I just got the microwave implant! The scorching soup is everywhere!!