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Again, not everyone who sleeps with a lot of women is working to improve themselves.
Hym “What do I have to offer? Before I answer I want to preface what I’m about to say and then I’m going to levy some follow up questions. Even if I had all of the money in the world you wouldn’t get a cent of it. You’re not particularly attractive and you don’t select based on self improvement. What exactly are your standards, objectively? And I don’t mean the standards you purport to have. I mean who have you ACTUALLY fucked that you think is better than me? And what about YOU makes you think YOU’RE interesting? There are literally movies and songs and anime about me. I’m interesting by default. The very content of my being has inspired more things than you’ll ever create. Genetically, I mean, I would say... genius intellect, perfect eye sight (neither of which you have), bone structure of a Brazilian male model. Socially? A rapier wit, profound dialogical prowess, and the ability to navigate exceedingly complex social situations... It’s not that I expect you to ‘lower your standards’ it’s that I don’t believe that you have standards outside of a fat cock and money. What I believe is that you are a whore with a fat cock discount.”
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The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.
Customer walks in Lowe's:
"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"
Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!
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a phrase meaning: learn not only social manners, but, above all, how to correctly talk to your elders and people with more power and/or authority than you.
younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy.
Amos: Sean, idiotagers have no manners these days. I am giving you two choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one, either you eat your own cheese for talking to me like that, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, go scratch yourself and come back to me when you have made up your mind.
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An improv group from East Carolina University located in Greenville, NC. Comprised of anywhere between 12-15 members, the group focuses mostly on short-form improvisation for both rehearsals and shows. All shows are free, usually running 2 hours in length, with a 10-minute intermission.
"I saw The SWASH Improv Group perform the other night, and they made me laugh so hard that I gave them all the money I had in my bank account."
---An actual testimonial
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1. Be 5’11 or taller
2. Pick-up lines: have a good pick up line to get the female(s) interested
This dude has zero Rizz
Rizz means game/ ability to pull hot chicks
How to improve Rizz
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He is still the guy with the biggest dick on this planet we call earth. He is 13 years old at the moment I’m writing this. He is very cute and unique. He is very loyal. If you lose Tamahrin and it’s your fault just now you FUCKED UP. Tamahrin will forever be faster than everyone... except Kevin
The new and improved Tamahrin is the guy with the biggest dick
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This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.