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That depressed emo bitch caught crying in the bathroom
hey did u see Janine crying in the bathroom again
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A date in which the mother tags along but it is okay because she ends up paying for everything.
Yea bro her and her mom picked me up and we went out to see a show. It was a total Janine date but I didn't have to spend anything so it's all good.
The phrase Rob and Janine first started in the angel pub in Caerphilly named after two legendary locals….
Basically when when you are told something and it sounds completely mental or u need more information on the matter as it’s so ridiculous u can’t get to grips with it… rather than say “what do u mean” you would say “rob and Janine?”
Morgan: omfg, had a mental one last night, took far too much cocaine, a pukka n 3 viagras, went home horny as fuck. Wanked off watching a Red Cross advert on tv n then shot my load all over my dads dog…..
James: hang on a sec… rob and Janine?
Biggest MILF ever. Super hawt tramp stamp. Best sex ever.
Dude I had sex with Janine Fontana the other day and it was so ridiculous that she couldn't stand for 4 hours.
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Janine is the funniest, prettiest girl out there. She will eat a lot and she’s really thicc. She’s a really good cuddler, and she’s really freaky at times. She’s most likely going to date light skin boys if their name starts with an ‘N’. If you want to win her heart, don’t leave her on opened, be as freaky as her, feed her, and care about her. Trust me, she will be the best girlfriend you can have.
Nelson: “yo imma go over Janine🥺 house tonight”
Paul: “bring her taco bell and she’ll fuck you”
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The insertion of a live eel in the rectum during sex.
I so gave Janine a dirty Janine last night, I don’t know who squirmed more, her or the eel.
8👍 10👎
the most beautifulest thing ever on earth. this is the type of shit that gives you auto boners, and one look, you WILL jizz your pants. no doubt. she is the most sexiest most hottest fineist guapoest magandaest thing ever. its damn paradise. its more than heaven, if you die, you wish youd wanna go to janine. and this is the shit you wish for when its 11:11. and if you get janine y. you will be the luckiest mother fucker ever in the whole damn world. but then the next day, you will be fucked, because other fools WILL kill you. janine y. is another word for THEE shit. no joke. janine y. is thee best.
damn look at that girl shes so JANINE Y. fuck damn i have a damn boner and i just came. WTF. my moms gonna kill me when she finds sperm on my boxers -_- ima just say its toothpaste =0
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