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Can be used social situations where you want to say something absurd about a girlfriend or wife of your friends but also let them know it's non-offensive and that you're not jealous "no jello". Used as a "no homo" figure of speech.
Two dude's sitting at the pool with their wives
Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello"
Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello."
- OR -
Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.
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The sexiest 46 year old ever to live. Activist/spokesperson/former member of The Dead Kennedys/singer/songwriter/genius. Lives in San Francisco....ran for both mayor and president. ....last name Biafra
"I just had the craziest dream where I was old, but happy. Jello was my husband and I was making breakfast for him. He was commenting about the paper....it said something about the war. I remember he was pretty pissed....then it ended........and I woke up regreting I was born when I was."
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being jealous
"Girl, don't be jello cause my boo got me the new Louis!"
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When someone's office supply has been put into a jello mold.
Has anyone seen my white-out?
*Opens drawer*
I've been jelloed!!
When you want to say something mean or rude about someone but in a total innocent, serious, honest and wholeheartedly way and that it has nothing to do with jealousy. And you know you're NOT jealous.
I really hate her boobs. They're way too big, really. No jello.
This man has an annoying smile, why do girls for it so much? No jello, dude.
Will make a person so dumb, they think chocolate milk comes from Brown cows.
"Did you see Becky take that test? That bitch is so Jello."
“When I hear this song, I don’t just bop. I jello.”
“Wow this new Harry Styles song is a jello.”