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When someone's office supply has been put into a jello mold.
Has anyone seen my white-out?
*Opens drawer*
I've been jelloed!!
(v.) To force jello through your teeth onto your chin. Most commonly used as an expression of sexual attraction and as a form of foreplay.
Comes from the fact that jello is simply a sexy food. Also reminiscent of bodily fluids exchanged during sexual intercourse.
"Mary, I find you irresistible! Let's jello!"
"Man, those two are all over each other! They were even jelloing in Starbucks the other day!"
"Yeah, and then we jelloed! You can bet it was the best sex we ever had!"
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Mediocre sex - comes from the saying "Sex is like jello. When it's good, it's really good. But when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
A: "So, you shagged her last night? How was it?"
B: "Jello."
A: "Beats watching TV, right?"
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an eatible substance that comes in many flavors and it giggles
i've got cheery jello and green jello.. and purple.. hm whats purple.. oh right grape!
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the act of being insanely envious of a gangster; someone who is too lazy to spell jealous
Wow, you just met Orlando Bloom...I am SOO jello!
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Boobs jiggle like jello,
Everyone loves jello
Therefore everyone loves boobs
(Boobs = Jello)
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Jello:
This means to be jealous of somebody or something on the low down or without anyone knowing.
Q: How did that Kat build that business from the ground up
A: I have no idea, but don't tell no one, I'm Jello!!
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