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The third derivative of distance with respect to time; the rate of change of acceleration.
"What's the derivative of jerk?"
"Uh... asshole?"
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Is what Ry Bleckel is when you date him and text him ily. He'll get pissed and say that you don't have a right to tell him you love him because you barely know him. Even though you've known eachother for about a year and are actually in a relationship. Then believe it or not, he'll break up with you right after and block you on all social media accounts. All because of a text message "ily."
Ex-girlfriend: "Did you hear about what Ry did last night?"
Friend: "Yes! He is such a jerk."
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In medival Europe,masturbation was considered to be on the brink of insanity. So as an insult, people would call each other "jerk-offs", and soon, jerk was enough to get the point across.
HHAA!! mY MOM CAUGHT YOU JERKIN THE GHERKIN!!
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An alternative to dating.
Chris Rogers spent all nite jerking it. Word 2 ya mutha!
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Masurbating
MSY-ing it
Yankin' the chain
Yankin' it
What are you doing?
Jerking it.
Cool
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A very powerful word to call someone... Unlike the f-word, "jerk" doesn't lose it's power the more you say it.
"Hey JERK! Take a vacation to JERKmaca!!!"
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The man all girls are attracted to.
He's such a jerk, yet all the girls go for him!
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