When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.
"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.
one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet
that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!
A guy who does not visit Porn Hub on the regular hence he has to become a Bed Jizzer.
Damn Ilya, you're such a Bed Jizzer
The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.
jizzered: The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.
An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.
Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.
Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.