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jizzerable

adj- used to describe any person or situation one is very displeased by.

Did you see that broad? Jizzerable.

by zjism February 5, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

β€œHey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

β€œThat’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019

28πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jizzers

Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.

Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers

by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 25, 2010

176πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


the jizzer

the jizzer is cum stain stan's shemale sister, she sometimes help's cum stain stan on his quests

you: damn that guy can jizz.
your mom: the jizzer is a woman, don't be sexist women can have cocks too.
"would you like a jizzburger with a side of creampie?"

by cum.stain.stan April 24, 2022


jizzer

One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.

Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.

by Slow Baby October 22, 2011

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


jizzer

a penis, a male reproductive organr responsible for the act of jizzing.

Did you mean to jizz on my roomate with your jizzer

by eskj September 12, 2006

25πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Jizzers

A pair of female mammary gland so large and firm that the only thing a man wants to do is to ejaculate on them and then tweak the nipples with his semi-flaccid schlong.

Pete: Wow, check Amy out... In that low cut top. She really is showing of that fine pair of jizzers she has.
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)

by CleverDick2014 April 11, 2017