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King of justu (koj) is an annoying little twat who thinks he knows 1337 and how to hack, i mean comon, no 10 year old kid can hack through norton and zone alarm XD especailly since he ate all my pies ;(
Likes to play with his small self and likes brown showers, also likes incest pr0n.
koj: brb fucking mom
koj: my cock is larger than life (yeah right mofo)
koj: I FANCY YO MOMMA
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a jutsu, for niggas who are already broke, to use on niggas with that green and suck their wallets dry
guy 1: "aye bruh I heard that nigga Jarvis got guap"
guy 2: "holup, lemme jus...BROKE NIGGA JUTSU"
jarvis then gets his green finessed and gets grouped with the broke niggas
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu is Naruto's 'speciality' move and was the first, and only move he learnt from the scroll of sealing he stole from Konoha village in the first episode. Unlike Bunshin no jutsu which creates copies that are merely illusions Kage Bunshin no jutsu creates solid copies, capable of doing damage but which dissapear after taking a direct hit. Naruto uses his Kage Bunshin for a variety of uses, such as diversions, attacks and performing rasengan.
Naruto's "Naruto Rendan" uses his Kage Bunshin no jutsu
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A martial art developed in the early twenty first century, it is used primarily to combat bar tabs at Miller's Ale house, employment, and other people wearing Affliction t-shirts. While the true origins of this discipline still remain shrouded in a form of Oriental mysticism, it is believed that it was first used on December 30th, 2006 when Tito Ortiz lost to Chuck Liddell in UFC 66. According to legend, two men went to the bar and ordered a shot of whiskey. While engaged in a heated argument over the fight one of the guys, enraged by the other patron's equally misinformed opinion, attempted a take down he learned from his free MMA lessons at the Y. The two men proceeded to writhe on the floor. Beers were spilt. Ed Hardy t-shirts were ripped. Words like "arm bar," "triangle choke" and guillotine" were thrown around with reckless abandon. Most other people thought they had gone into an epileptic seizure. It was then that Jim Bean Jutsu was born.
Did you see that guy in the fedora? Yeah, he tried to administer Jim Beam Jutsu on the bouncer. That's why he is getting placed on the gurney.
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(Goshin Jutsu) A remnant fighting art of the Yamabushi
(ascetic hermits/mostly shorinji practitioners)(most times outlaws/and or foreign occupants from china) describing spear, staff, and hand fighting techniques. The basis of most modern Aikido, Judo, Jujutsu, and even Ninjutsu. This is true dew to the fact that many Yamabushi when having fled into the mountains, or hiding in villages far from reach of any officials, had either taught their techniques to others they felt worthy, or sold the information as A means of survival. Some Yamabushi went on to create many of the early ninja clans.
That guy thought he caught me in A jam, but he didn't know I was skilled in the art of Goshin Jutsu. Now he knows.
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Kage bunshin no jutsu is a shadow replication technique from the anime series Naruto. "Shadow" has little to do with shadows themselves, but rather refer to a type of jutsus known as shadow jutsus, or kage jutsus if you will. Whereas a normal replication technique would create a near perfect copy of the one performing the teqhnique, the shadow replication is far superior in that it can create a vast number of replications while not using proportionally more chakra.
kage bunshin no jutsu is naruto's worst -and- best fighting move. He always hated the replication techniques at school because he was so bad at them, but then again kage bunshin no jutsu is so powerful that it enables him to easily create a horde of replications rather easily.
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A forbiten jutsu .When your fucking someone and you want to give them all your cum.
Did you milky release jutsu her
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