a seven foot freak, who is really ugly,and works for WWE.
kane is fried
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A stupid little cunt who has no brain cells and likes to take peoples money while others run his little server.
Kane is Kai's Submissive
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Kane is a dumb gaming idiot who doesn't know how to play games and uses cheats. He thinks he's big but really he's nothing without his green bottle. I think he is psychotic.
Kane is a mad lad
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Just a fucking egg in the fridge chilling by some yogurts and brussel sprouts
Chavvy mum-βWhat you want for dinna love?β
Chavvy boy-βHam, kane and chepsβ
Chavvy girl-βBoiled kane on toastβ
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A really great citizen. Often smells good.
Kane is a really great citizen. Have you smelled him?
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A Texan with a questionable sordid past who uses the internet to prey on anything female until one shows interest. Then he tricks her into falling for him, and travels to see her. He will proceed to drug her and marry her.
"Dude, that guy with the really greasy hair and creepy face? The one that looks like a rapist? Yeah he met his wife off the net, yo! He's a real Kanes!"
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