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kantelis

1.)A faggot with big ears and from California.
2.)The little known cousin of the weenus.

Man, Dumbo sure is a Kantelis!

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008


Ngolo Kante

Ladies and Gentlemen......... It is matchday.

Water covers 70% of the earth. The other 30% is Ngolo Kante

Ngolo Kante won back his virginity

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021


Kant

Is my daddy

not based friend: what are you reading, nerd
you: (they don’t know i know this trick) your dad

NBF: Kant? Oh yeah, he’s my fav too

by kantcore1804 December 29, 2022


Kant

An insult for someone who is reliant on coffee to an obnoxious degree and will lash out at everything without it. It's based on German philosopher Immanuel Kant who would cry "I am drowning" if he didn't have a cup for a while.

"Jamie is acting irritable again"

"It's probably because he didn't have enough coffee this morning. He needs to get his shit together and stop acting like a Kant"

by February 27, 2022


kant

Hipster's replacement for the word 'Can't'.

Ludacris: Kant yea see bitch I've diarrhea. Get out ma way.
Bitch: *Stares like a bitch*

by Kaka diwana January 7, 2019


Kante

To be the best midfielder in the world

Sure Fred is decent, but he's no Kante

by Mac Liam June 2, 2021


Sad Kant

When something/someone thinks there big enough to reek havoc on people’s lives

Oi that Storm Barra is a Sad Kant, we can’t do our revaluation question!

by JimmyG21 December 8, 2021