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The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.
Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.
1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.
2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!
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The shit thats left in your teeth after you eat some pop corn. Usually resulting with your finger fighting to get them out of your mouth. If you have braces it blows even more and will occasionally ruin your night.
Tom: Hey Jeremy what are you doing?!
Jeremy: I'm trying to get this fucking killer kernel out of my mouth!
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1) A piece of unidentified material found inside a vagina
2) An insult used toward close friends and against arch nemeses
Don't borrow my car without asking, you cunt-kernel!
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The emotional distress and sticker shock experienced when purchasing popcorn, especially at movie theaters.
While purchasing a medium tub of popcorn at his local movie theater, Bart was so surprised at the $7.00 price tag that he had a total kernel panic.
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When you eat the booty like groceries
You gay
He loved to eat ass, scraping the kernels
When one covers their erect penis in caramel and sticks popcorn all over it.
When we got to the theatre I offered Sally some of my kernel kabob.
bits of toilet paper left on ones ass, after wiping too hard
rice sized rolls of toilet paper
As she was about to toss my salad, she said no way, because of the TP kernels in the way
If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"