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1. To squeeze your butt-cheeks together so hard that you are forced onto your toes and your khakis become floods.
2. A popular dance move where one abruptly clenches his/her cheeks, shoots up on their toes, and lets out an MJ scream
Babe #1- "Wow things got pretty aggresive back there. Did you see Joey doing the Khaki-Clench?"
Babe #2- "Sure did. The old Khaki-Clench"
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Noun.
When one is wearing too many similarly khaki colored items of clothing.
Bradley, having to pack his suitcase in a rush, only packed khaki pants, forgetting that his only jacket was also khaki. Once dressed in khaki from head to toe, Bradley became known as Don Khaki.
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The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.
Everyone laughed at his extremely large khaki boner.
As soon as he sat down the khaki boner.
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Someone who wears khakis to impress girls
"Did you see mike today?" Said Phil.
"Yeah he's wearing khakis to impress the girls." Said John.
"What a Khaki Fag!" Said Phil.
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(verb)
1. To take every day, grab it by the horns, wrestle it down to the ground and make it call you daddy
2. To, on any given day, behave like a khaki-clad military man
3. To never walk away from any situation thinking “If only I had…”
(noun)
1. A day on which you wear khakis
My friends entered me in a hot dog eating contest, so I decided to Khaki Diem.
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Occurs when the clothes dryer wont fully dry khaki shorts, and you're stuck hanging them up all around the house.
John: Hey man, whats going on in here?
Will: Dryer won't dry my pants all the way, so I had to make a khaki jungle.
1.) An activity between two co-workers who are both trying to get a quickie in at the Office.
2.) An action that involves keeping your pants on, and success may only be achieved by wearing strictly khaki colored khaki's.
3. When a caucasian male gets a sunburn with the intention of becoming tan but instead of a bronzie brown completion the caucasian male peals and remains a pale caucasian male.
Hey man, I was in my cubical bout 5 minutes ago and saw Double D Dolores and stretchin Gretchen "khaki Sanding" on Tonto.