dick kick

When a girl kicks a guy in the dick like she is playing soccor.

I pissed Shella off so she gave me a dick kick.

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dick kick

An unwanted poke to your backside from your significant others erect penis while spooning or sleeping next to him.

Sam gave me a dick kick last night in bed.

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Kill people who celebrate kick dick day

Read the word

/Ayo you wanna kill people who celebrate kick dick day

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Ain't that a kick in the dick

A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.

Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"

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Dick Kick December

Revenge from the ladies for Ass Slap October. Any girl can kick a guy in the balls and it be fine.
This is what you get for sexually harassing us :)

"Why did you just do that"

"Its Dick Kick December it's fine"

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kicked in the dick hole

To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.

"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"

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National Dick kick day

On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day

Person: bro it’s National Dick kick day I’m soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day

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