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Kip: A small, alcohol-dwelling creature of asian origin. When alarmed or distressed, makes a curious sound that has been variously described as "a female wookie" or "whale noises".
This diminutive mammal will krump furiously when challenged, in what scientists believe is a sort of unbearably sexy mating ritual. The natural enemy of the Common or "Garden-Variety" Slut, the Kip is most at home when watching bizarre Japanese video clips or drinkan with other, similar mammals.
The Kip exhibits a curious form of symbiosis with the Rex, a large, wooly-haired and exceptionally handsome beast with the world's largest penis-to-mass ratio. The Rex and the Kip will bond at the slightest opportunity, displaying such behaviour as "hand-hugging" and "making a fist bump and then turning it into a pimpshit fuckin rocket", as scientists have dubbed them. They will then make ridiculous faces at each other until one or the other gives in before becoming fully unclothed and imbibing copious amounts of alcohol.
Scientists believe that this strange species (as well as the Rex) are related to a now-extinct genus known as the Dorkus Malorkus, due to extremely similar behavioral patterns.
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR."
"....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
a typical conversation between the Kip and the Rex
"I hate you."
":3"
"...D:"
"...."
"................"
"............:3."
":3"
Another typical exchange.
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Totally and completely messed up - usually applies to technology.
Did you hear that our new computer is already kipped? We'll have to completely wipe it and start from scratch.
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A Kip is a blonde headed lady killer, who usually drives sporty off road vehicles like jeeps and 4x4s, but as cocky as they seem to be, Kips are not known for there incredibly large penis that they have, but for the crystal blue eyes which are known to cause instant orgasms..
OMG did you see the eyes on that KIP?...and that would explain why my legs are shaking, panties are soaked and i'm out of breath..
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The power of faith can be a strong force, but the power of knowing is even stronger. KIP
(adj.) A unit of measurement used by the Choijewaschwicz tribe of VilasCounty, that refers to the quantity of four.
Jefe: “Marcillo did you pack a cooler to take to the boat launch? Marcillo: Yes, I packed my “Marcillos Cooler” with a Kip of beer, should at least last us long enough to load two jet skis.”
Frank: “C-bag, throw another kip of logs on the fire. Hammer: Full kip, or half kip? Frank: Actually….make it 1.5 Kip”
Hammer: “Jefe, did you load the wheelers on the trailer? Jefe: Yep, bringing a full Kip”
Frank: “Can we bring the Kayaks? Jefe, Juan, Marcillo, and Hammer (collectively sigh) of course we can, how about a kip and a half of them?”
Kip is a British term for sucking toes.
Can you kip at the end of my bed? Yeah only if you wash your feet first.