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On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.
I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.
Electronic Kleptomaniac.
A person with an obsessive impulse to steal over the internet regardless of economic need.
E-Kleptos are an increasingly large portion of internet users. As P2P networks continue to expand more and more electronic kleptomaniacs are emerging. Given the choice of paying for software, music, movies and other forms of electronic media or not paying for it, many are choosing to not pay.
Anyone who has used napster, kazaa, DC, Bittorrent, IRC, or newgroups, to name a few.
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The act of having a one night stand at a stranger's house, then before the owner of the house wakes up, stealing something from their property and leaving.
Have you heard? Jessica got caught klepto-fucking.
My oc’s name meaning:
FIRST NAME:
Klepto:
short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.
You fucking klepto give back my stapler.
LAST NAME:
Phodo:
A dildo that takes pictures
Nice phodo.
Thanks I think it is quite "exotic"
Klepto phodo.. The gayest person alive, even the name is ridiculous
Anyone who, after a one-night stand, steals an item from the other person's apartment as a souvenir from their night together.
"And as I was leaving his apartment the next morning, I took one of the marble coasters from his coffee table."
"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"