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1. to have sumthing stolen from u
2. to get jacked for yo s*** w/out realizing it
omfg! i jus got kleptoed for my hott dog pen
yo shon he jus kleptoed me for my sneakers ...
short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.
You fucking klepto give back my stapler.
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A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.
Many Kleptos steal things from work.
Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.
– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…
See also: PTOboy tourettes
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Slang - Short for kleptomaniac
The uncontrollable inhibition to take material possessions from another person.
Also see Thief.
Person 1: Hey, can I barrow your mp3 player?
Person 2: Nope, I left in my dorm room and some stupid klepto came by and ripped me off.
Person 2: That smells out loud man!
Person 1: Tell me about it!
Person 2: I think I just did.
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short for Kleptomaniac, someone who pathologically steals things.
That klepto just took my phone!
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A person who has a compulsion to steal; a kleptomaniac.
Adding to ones inventory what is not there's.
Jen likes to steal all of our supplies from the dispensary.
Everyone is missing combs, clips, brushes, and manicure bowls because she like to add them to her collection.
She is such a klepto
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