A russian lamp that's obsessed with sonic and Zhongli's fat cheeks. Also used to describe someone that spends money on a gacha game.
Person A: I just spent 300 dollars on genshin! ill finally get zhongli!
Person B: Stop being such a kriss before you have no retirement money left!
A: Is he just playing with me?
B: Oh yeah of course he’s just out there to fuck you.. he’s a Kriss
When questioning a man’s lost virginity. Also used in the place of ‘cap’.
Ayo G be kinda krissing right now 😳
Meaning when you see a tikok of Kris Jenner singing Lady marmalade from "Moulin Rouge" by Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim and, Mya & P!NK
Friend: *sends tikok omg this tiktok is so funny
Receiver of the tikok: *opens tikok OMG NO I JUST GOT KRISSED
2022 version of rick rolling but instead it's kris jenner lip syncing lady marmalade
gitchie gitchie ya ya da da hey hey hey gitchie gitchie ya ya here, here mocha chocolata ya ya ooh yea
Krissed,
gitchie gitchie ya ya da da hey hey hey gitchie gitchie ya ya here, here mocha chocolata ya ya ooh yea
You got krissed and now ur a sussy among us imposter :(
Omg i just got krissed on tiktok!