lick lager

the act of performing cunnilingus

"dude i got soooo drunk with these bitches last night"
"well did ya lick lager?"
"of course!!!!!!!"

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Lager Lurgy

A phrase made up by popular YouTuber Will Lenny (WillNE) in place of the “coronavirus”. This phrase can be said on the popular social media platform YouTube without getting the video demonetised.

*cough* “oh no!” “He’s got the Lager Lurgy.”

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Lager jacket

Lager jacket

I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)

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Lager and lime

Recent cockney riming slang for time. One may refer to it when
a Rondevu at the battle cruiser (boozer) is shortly to take place.

Gramps, have you got the lager and lime.

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Brooklyn Lager

shit ass beer brewed by the Brooklyn Brewery that is drunken by old men or teenagers trying to show off. It is characterized by its especially bitter taste and too much hops and malt.

A: "Yo look at that nitty ass son of a bitch over there with his brooklyn lager"
B: "Yea, ill just take some budweiser"

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Land of chips and lager

Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"

The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:

"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.

You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."

A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc

lucky lager shirley

When you take a girl in an outhouse, and you fuck her doggy style, so her hands are on the toilet. Right before you cum, pound your 40 of lucky lager and smash the emptly bottle over her head and push her in.

I gave Jake's mom a lucky lager shirley last night...

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