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1. As to perform like the 2013-Present Los Angeles Lakers
2. Losing
My team is Laking to try to get a higher draft pick.
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Lake is a very thick man who is hecka cute and fine he is a whole snack and you’ll want to eat him up every day. If he’s ever your bf make sure to keep him bc he’s one whole chicken nugget.
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A fictional body of water where many female actors, singers, performers, or other artists are jokingly presumed to have created or prepared their best work, which is then celebrated and discussed by their respective fan communities on social media. The phrase derived from Twitter users, particularly within online queer communities, speculating that their favorite female artists came up with their work through divine or spiritual intervention at this particular body of water. The visual description of the “Mother Lake” is open to interpretation - some view it as simply an enigmatic wooden dock on a mist-shrouded pond - others envision it as a sapphic 80’s Summer Camp on a lake populated by canoes and a serene sunset. It is thought that the “Mother Lake” contains healing or regenerative properties, which female artists harness as a source of energy to create what their fans consider flawless or excellent work.
Friend: “Have you listened to Fiona Apple’s album ‘Fetch the Bolt Cutters’?”
Me: Of course, she took a dip at the Mother Lake before writing that album.
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The STD that people got from listening to Garrison Keillor too long.
"My doctor diagnosed me with Lake Wobegonorrhea," said the wife to the husband, "because I listened to Garrison Keillor too much on NPR."
Jet skis or small fast moving personal water craft. Generally found on waterways traveling at high speeds with no purpose or direction. Some lake lice show total disregard for safety and boating etiquette so that they can catch air off a boats wake. The more peaceful a lake or large pond may be the more likely it is to be infested with lake lice.
Most fisherman enjoy the earliest parts of the day on a lake because the lake lice have yet to become active.
searching the water for a body
you can drag the lake, but you won’t find me
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1. A parallel universe in Alberta, Canada where you get laid, you get drunk, you get laid, you get high, you get laid, drunk again, smoke, get drunk, get high, get laid, smoke, get drunk again and enjoy the mountains.
2. A place where guys sometimes say that they love the Shaft and girls don't even think they're gay. You can get shafted for only $4.50.
3. A place where a church night is something exciting.
I came here, got laid, made some money and friends and went back home. It's Lake Louise you know.
I'm living the Lake Louise lifestyle. It's really unhealthy.
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