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Trumpelstiltskin

Trump / el / stilt / skin.

A deceitful gnome who will demand the first born children of all american households unless they can reveal his true identify -- before it's too late.

"Trumpelstiltskin!" said Americans, thereby revealing the fraud before it was too late, prompting the House of Representatives to commence impeachment proceedings.

by NiraMillson February 5, 2017

165πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Buttix

A misspelling of Buttocks, usually made by athletes, but occasionally people from other cultures.

Last night after football practice, mama whipped my buttix for eating all the cookies 'n' cream.

by NiraMillson September 23, 2016


Fibromyalgae

Chronic pain and fatigue in the kelp, seaweeds, and pond scums.

Many ecosystems are suffering from debilitating Fibromyalgae due to the corporate destruction of our environment.

by NiraMillson April 23, 2017


Stiffy Graf

A female tennis player who has a penis

Andre Fagassi must like dick because his wife Stiffy Graf is giving him her second serve

by NiraMillson April 9, 2021


Trussia

The new country formed by a secretive alliance between the Trump administration and Russia.

(Alt.) A male girdle in the Caucasus region.

We all know that Putin is the real power in Trussia, and that Trump is just his little bitch.

(Alt.) Yevgeny has to wear the Trussia now that he gave himself a hernia lifting the samovar.

by NiraMillson May 4, 2017

75πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


skid mark row

A bad section of town where the bums have all shat their crispy drawers.

If a fella's down on his luck then he lives in Skid Row, but if he's also delivered a stripe of shit to his underwear, then he lives in Skid Mark Row.

by NiraMillson October 1, 2016

92πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Lake Wobegonorrhea

The STD that people got from listening to Garrison Keillor too long.

"My doctor diagnosed me with Lake Wobegonorrhea," said the wife to the husband, "because I listened to Garrison Keillor too much on NPR."

by NiraMillson November 28, 2016