lange

A person with a severe brand loyalty to apple (mac) products, to the point it is almost sickening. Most of the time, a quite hairy person, maybe even clogs his shower drain. Coincidently , usually has the first name "Jon".

That fucking lange over there is trying to convert PC users to macs, but they keep peacing out on him.

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Lange

Verb. to severely fuck up

Noun. a faggot or one that likes dick or an annoying or shitty situation that is not fun

Adj. Not fun or gay

wtf he is making out with another dude...wow what a Lange.

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langing

1. the act of langing
2. one who langes

"Harrison stop langing by the pool" Senora Pricilla Hernanedez

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Lang

Slang Term meaning: 'a complete cunt'.

You're a Lang!!! Your Mum is a fat Lang!!! Your Sister is a fucking ugly Lang!!!!!

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Lang

Gay

That's so lang!

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lange frans

A conspiracy theorist who uses conspiracy theories to hide their own, devil worshipping, pedophile, nature

Did you hear that guy talking about how the moonlanding was faked? Yes, better be careful, I have heard he is a lange frans!

jessica lange

basically the most perfect actress alive; made her rise to fame in the remake of King Kong and is now kicking ass on American Horror Story

person 1: did you watch ahs: coven last night?
person 2: yes! jessica lange is perfection

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