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A circle of dudes jerking it onto a large sausage. Kind of like a blue waffle
Guy 1: Did you hear about Nick?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He pulled a lankes with 4 of his friends!
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Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.
Girl (to boyfriend): What the hell are you doing?
Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.
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A man with flailing arms and legs with awkward movement
oh hey look it's the lank a dank
a word that is slang for slut or whore. used when joking around with someone.
girl 1: heyy skank a lank!
girl 2: whats up girl?!
Someone who is a major skank (slut, whore).
"Wow! She is such a skank-a-lank !"
"I know! She likes to get them guys with her plastic ass!"
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Type of walk an already lanky person does that accentuates his/her lankiness. It involves a slight leaning forward, on your toes type of approach. Typically, the lanky individual involuntarily does the lank-walk while in a hurried state of mind (or when he/she thinks nobody is watching), leading one to believe that this is how he/she would always walk if not for purposeful inhibition.
Paul: Why are you walking like that?
Laschelle: (Perplexed) That's how I always walk.
Paul: You've perfected the lank walk.