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Lappies; Lappys; Lappiez; Lapper; Lappee:
The act of giving a male on male lap dance. In British English (Lappys) this can be used to reference both homosexual and heterosexual lap dances. Not to be confused with Lappiez, which is the act of a female on female lap dance. Most lappies involve both a lapper and a lappee however, varying numbers of either party can be involved (though most often this results in a Florida Orangutan or a Trailer Park Recital.)
The fuck is Mike doing? Is he!?!? He is! That sumbich fagot is giving Lappies!!!
The feeling of being content and happy with one's own presence and current conditions. It is a self-satisfaction state of being that could be viewed as loneliness. However, the individual does not feel lonely or isolated when surrounded by others, but in fact, prefers to be alone. An individual who describes themselves as lappy much enjoys in basking in their own presence rather than in others'. This is in no way a form of egotistical behavior or a narcissistic activity but rather a brief break from reality to find pleasure in one's own existence. It could be seen as rude to some and a sign of concern for others but that is not necessarily the case as the individual who is lappy is just enjoying some very much sought out alone time. As with any type of feeling, lappy can occur at any time or any place if the environmental conditions induce such a feeling or the individual tries to evoke and embrace the feeling itself. The feeling is very self-reflective and internally driven as it is a way for a person to be joyous with themselves.
Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with that dude over there?
Guy 2: Nothing
Guy 1: He's sitting by himself.
Guy 2: He like being alone, makes him happy. He calls it lappy or something.
when a person does something of consumate ease but manages to mess it up, that is lappies
Bramwell Barnes misses a goal infront of open post twice... he is LAPPIES!!
A short form for a laptop. Used a lot by casual people.
Alright, do you wanna come and fix up my Lappy
When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).
Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.
Someone who craves attention on social media
Look at Bruce taking another selfie. Such a lappy man