last straw

The point where stress, anger, or some other emotion takes over, may result in insanity, suicide, murder, or mall/school shootings.

Thats the last straw, I'm gonna fucking kill his ass.

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last resort

1) the worst case option
2) the course of action when all else fails
3) the final frontier

1) With the game on the line, Coach Peterson had no choice but to put their last resort, Rudy The Hunchback, on the field.

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The Last Unicorn

A man, or woman secures a dildo to his/her forehead. This dildo is then forced into the woman's vagina, until orgasm.

It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.

"I performed the Last Unicorn on Jill last night, and I wasn't the only one naying."

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Last Surprise

You'll never see it coming.

You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise

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self last

The opposite of self first. Self last requires your buddies to stick with you to avoid awkward situations that could arise from a person of the opposite sex wanting something you do not want anything to do with.

Your friend really wants to make out with you and you know he/she is planning on making a move but you want to avoid it. Therefore you call "self last" to your crew and they are forced to hang with you so no moves can be made.

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Last of the BOHICANS

The Last of the BOHICANS is what happens when you ahve finally just had enough, and you take yoru boss outside and kick the living shit out of him and leave him for the geese to scavenge.

Yep, the Boss just went too far this morning, so I explained the Last of the BOHICANS to him with my fist.

Mofo should've just shut the hell up.

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Last leaf

Told its own story ..

Prediction ..

Premeditated

…

You decide ..

Last leaf ..

And all of the fallen ..

Last leaf … here’s mine ..

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