laughing to the bank

Being one that has so much money in the bank that you have no worries so all you do is laugh.

Chief Keef: I am laughing to the bank. HA HA HA
French Montana: You aint got no worries.

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Laughing Boy

The jack of diamonds (in a deck of cards)

If I draw Laughing Boy, I'll fill my royal flush.

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Laughing Clam

A woman's vagina expelling fluids and/or penis due to laughter during or after sex.

So after I came, I told her that joke about the farmer and his daughter, and she pulled a Laughing Clam. Stuff went everywhere!

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The last laugh

Getting payback to some person. Particularly a person that stabbed you, not literally, in the back.

"You may have just pranked me, but I will get the last laugh" Tom said just before he pranked Billy.

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Laughing Jack

A CreepyPasta of average fame, Laughing Jack is what is known as a clown. He is, of course, murderous. His preferred method of killing is slicing open the stomach of said victim, removing the inards and stuffing the body with candy. Before he kills his victim (usually a young child), he becomes "imaginary friends" with them. Said child is then comfortable with Laughing Jack coming into their room, and will suspect nothing when he murders them. In the original CreepyPasta introducing Laughing Jack, it is said that after the parent discoveres the boy is murdered, they accidentally stab the boy in the heart, in an attempt to stab Laughing Jack. When the authorities arrive, it looks like the parent had murdered the boy herself. The parent was charged with insanity and was sent to a mental institution. There is never an explanation for what happened to Laughing Jack, so we can only imagine that he is still at large.

Boy: Papa, is Laughing Jack real?
Father: Laughing Jack is a child's story for cowards.

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pity laugh

a half-assed laugh that you give as a reaction to a stupid story or comment, pity laughs are usually used when the story or comment is ment to be funny but really isn't

*pity laugh* what a funny joke...

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Laughing Academy

insane asylum, mental institution

"Sally ought to be put away in a laughing academy."

(From the 1940 Hal Roach comedy Turnabout based on a short story by Thorne Smith.)