Oh Lawd Jesus

It refers to black people's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"

You see a black girl with a huge butt and exclaim: Oh Lawd Jesus that ass!

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oh lawd jesus

Black women dialogue for; "Oh how interestingly spontaneous that this particular event occurred at this paradime."

Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."

Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"

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Oh lawd he comin

The highest possible level of chonk attainable.

My sister's cat weighs 15kg (33lbs), oh lawd he comin'!

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oh lawd he coming

the thiccest lad known to mankind

Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."

Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."

*cat walks in*

Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"

OH LAWD, HE COMIN

A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.

"Do you have a cat."

"Yeah. He weighs like 30 pounds though."

"OH LAWD, HE COMIN!"

lawde ka fact checker

someone who is a biased fact checker

arey is ki amma ko chodo yeh to lawde ka fact checker hai

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Aw lawd he comin

What you say when in the presence of a chonk, a round boyo, or any other absolute unit

Hey, look over at the neighbors cat!

AW LAWD HE COMIN

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