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Often a description for a worn out and smashed up vagina.
Yah brah, I'll never sleep with her again I swear that shit was all leather.
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To pull out your gun in a gunfight. It comes from the Old West, where gunslingers carried pistols in leather holsters.
"Don't ever slap leather with Clint Eastwood."
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The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.
"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.
"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.
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To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.
Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.
It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.
Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.
Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
A band that sounds like the soundtrack to a gay preschool postnoisecore moombaton aesthetic.
Have you guys ever listened to All Leather?
person who lives a nomadic existence, but contrary to rubber tramps, they walk and hitchhike their way across the country.
Chris Mccandless traversed the country as a leather tramp.
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Best thing a confident fit man or woman can wear irregardless of their orientation or style, if they can pull it off properly and have a nice physique for it. Extremely popular in the 1960-1980s as worn on the streets, they got a bad name for straight men and even straight women in the US and the UK as unanimously (wrongly) associated with LGBT/gay culture.
They have different cuts and fits but the best one would be similar to that of Levi's 501, best not too skintight and absolutely not too loose. They should be classic and black but other colours as brown are worn by men and women choose a variety of colours.
Tight fit of leather jeans flatters most men especially more muscular ones and a smaller group of women who have less body around thighs and bottoms.
They are worn often instead of specialised bike leathers but not recommended as they have no padding.
Best worn on informal occasions where you wouldn't expect see you nan. Best way ever to annoy in-laws esp. if you're a Man. Worn in church can emphasise your relaxed attitude towards religion. Worn to work can get you sacked unless you're a male escort.
If you have a mate who annoys you, put them on next time you go out with him.
On women, they can make a nice camel toe if tight enough. And on men, they should form at least a visible moose knuckle or jean bulge, otherwise DO NOT WEAR.
There are lots of uses and occasions and ways to wear leather jeans and more and more men and women wear them in the last few years.
Omg look at Becky's leather jeans. Fuck me mate she looks tight in them, I would bloody grab her arse right now!
Hey mate, nice leather jeans, where can you buy them?
Last time Stacy went to the club, she got smashed and was grabbing a bum of some random bloke in tight leather jeans.
Oh shit, look, that fit bird's got a proper camel toe in those snug leather jeans, ouch....