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Lindsay Lohan

1) Talented actress who used to be fucking hot, before she started sniffing cocaine, drinking massive amounts of alcohol and becoming anorexic.

2) Cocaine.

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- Guy #1: Hey dude, I know it sounds fucking gay but did you see "Mean Girls"?

- Guy #2: Yeah bro! Lindsay Lohan was too fucking hot in that movie man.

2) Hey I got some of that Lindsay Lohan, a kilo to be exact.

by BadassDude May 28, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan

BiG ASS TITTIES!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!

i played with her lindsay's all night.

by Rehab is 4 quitters March 5, 2005

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lindsay lohan

A redhead who, like Hilary Duff, is a teen actress who thinks she's cool but really isn't. She also has a large chest and it's rumored that she had plastic surgery to get them. Hilary started a spat with her to get media attention, but it turns out that Aaron Carter was cheating on both of them, so they really should have been mad at him, but they weren't because they're both idiots.

I think Lindsay and Hilary Duff should stop singing and acting and save us all some trouble.

by Kitty April 24, 2005

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Lindsay Lohan

Freckles and/or one big freckle

"wow look how many lindsay lohans that girl has!!!!"

by Sadler January 24, 2005

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the lindsay lohan

The act of having a guy shoot his load up one nostril and exiting it out the other.

A dirty useless talent that gets old fast.

"The Lindsay Lohan reminds me of my dad. I took it four times in a period from about the age of 20 to 23 and I got caught twice.โ€

by Lucid Lunacy April 6, 2017


lindsay lohan

Proof that Paris Hilton's talentless whoreishness is contagious.

Lindsay Lohan should serve as a warning to others: Hang out with Paris Hilton and you'll become a talentless anorexic whore just like her.

by agentsteve August 17, 2007

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lindsay lohan

Freakin ugly-ass bitch with a big-ass forehead and unibrow.

Lindsay Lohan is an ugly-ass bitch with a bigass forehead and unibrow

by Pic Child April 28, 2008

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