foot long dingle dong

your dick is long.

joe: damn boy you got a foot long dingle dong!

jhon: what the fuck does that mean

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Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox

Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!

shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong

A peinicular area (penis)

hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

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Long Schlong Ding Dong

A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.

"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"

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meter long king kong dong

A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.

Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?

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with the big long pink ding dong penis

Lyrics from Macklemores song "And We Danced"

With the big long pink ding dong penis

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captain long dong

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt

Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong