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The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.
Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!
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When a girl vomits on your dick then passes out.
Bruce got a Wisconsin Long John at the camp ground this weekend.
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The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.
I heard you used the Sloppy Long John Silver on her.
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for a woman or man who is giving a blow job to bite the penis off their partner while said partner ejaculates(aka:cums, busts a nut <pun intended>, ruptures, hits climax).
(jelly filled long john)What Lorena Bobbitt should have done.
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A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).
"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor
A person named John that has a particularly long schlong
Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
When a mand is ramming a girl up the ass and is about to ejaculate he pulls out and forces her to suck him off.
That bitch Sabrina was not happy when I gave her a cream filled chocolate covered long john.
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