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A bias individual who uses/rides a longboard as a means of compensation for their lack of masculinity/ Inflation of one's ego.
To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of:
- Sexual Oreintation
- Race
- Skateboarding
- Rollerblading
Person 1:Hey want to go do something?
Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard
Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then.
Longboarder:No gays allowed.
Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding.
Longboarder: we don't accept your kind.
(Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.)
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its when someone that can't skateboard gets on a longer skateboard and tries to skateboard. its also for hipsters
dude you longboard? you must be a hipster!
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the nickname for my boyfriends/any guy who skates or surfs penis
chris: wanna ride my longboard?
me: shut up
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a longboard is a 1/4 ounce of weed
How much you holding dawg? I feel like going to smoke some. Man i got something like a longboard at my house
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An individual who rides a longboard. Unfortunately many of these individuals use longboards for purposes other than sport, transportation, or general relaxation, who is typically an egocentric douchebag and believe cruising on what is essentially an elongated traditional skateboard, makes their scrotum seem larger than it actually is. However unfortunately because of this many people have a negative preconceived nation about these individuals and will proceed to harass them even if they are using it for a genuine purpose.
Noun:
Greg: hey Phil lets go hang out with Stew.
Phill: nah man, he's a longboarder. He probably smokes a shit load of weed and thinks he's cool because of it.
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The commercial industry's cop-out for the skateboard. They mused, "How are we going to get kids to keep wasting their money on plywood on wheels?" Apparently, there is a bigger market for dumb-asses who can't ride bikes than there is for dumb-asses who want to hurt themselves.
A: "Did you see that guy Longboarding?"
B: "Yeah, how lame..."
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A growing Longboard company of pure power
and integrity. As it evolves, the whole district of
the Longboard company's expand as these guys take
over the town!
Spectrum Longboards. Go buy there board man!
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