LONK

LINKS COUSIN FROM PENNSYLVANIA U IDOT! ( Hero of pennslyvania )

LONKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Lonk

'Lonk' is a misspell of link, this happens because the letter 'i' is just beside the letter 'o' in the normal QWERTY keyboard.

Person A: Hey guys, what's the lonk for Math class?
Person B: Lonk?
Person A: *link

Lonk

A variation of link, more commonly known as "lonk from Pennsylvania"

Person 1 "hi I'm lonk from Pennsylvania

Lonking

A psychic prediction followed by a tantrum by the psychic when the prediction comes true.

Pre Pokémon go legendary raid: " I'll get a shiny Virizion because it's useless and I have one already
Post Raid: "You see guys, Shiny Virizion and I hate it soooo much" !!!!
Anyone else at the raid: "He's Lonking"

Lonking

using a remote control button to lock a vehicle and simultaneously honk the horn

My neighbors pollute the soundscape with their habitual lonking