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A sad female who searches for her identity in men so desperately, that she’s willing to infiltrate her friends life partnerships for attention, smells like rotted buttermilk, and uses ”polyamory” as an excuse for her deplorable actions.
Did you see Lot Lizard? She’s over there fucking her best friend’s husband again at his campsite. She should really go love herself.
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Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.
Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!
Girls or guys that goto a carnival to have sex with the workers!
Let's goto the carnival and pick up some carnies
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It is when a whore at a truck stop give you a blowjob with a spearmint altoid in their mouth.
Damn Forest how did you get the A.I.D.S? I got it from this dude at the Flying J who gave me a lot lizard blizzard bro... sucks... for real!
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A young woman who attends a music concert, but who cannot afford a ticket and therefore spends the concert in the parking lot or "lot" much in the way lizards lurk about, thus lot lizard.
"Lot lizards are a scurge and should all be JAILED!" decries Mayor during press briefing.
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When the truckers at your truck stop inform you that you need to practice and get your skills to the standards they accept and your dream in life is to be labeled as the number one sleeper leeper .
To get more practice this type of lot lizarrd decides to take to her neighborhood and becomes the trashy, dick sucking, whore of the neighborhood who does not discriminate is willing to suck any of the guys dicks that will let her regardless of age,looks, relationship status .
this type of lot lizard feels like the more she sucks dick that she will have a better chance or will help her to have more of a chance at reaching her number one goal in life to be named the number one sleeper leaper of her lot .
Guy one: yeah dude she with me were going to store
Guy two: lol when she asked what we are talking about tell her my refill for my butt cream...
Guy one: lol got it...I’m sure when we get back she is gonna suck me off quick before my ol lady gets hone
Guy two: yeah I’m meeting up with her later hoping to get mine sucked before mine gets hone too... if she only knew that we all know the truth...
Guy one: right my ol lady calls her the residential lot lizard lol
Guy two: damn that’s hilarious but so true lol
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A girl that hangs around truck stops for the trucker to fuck.
PK said " We Have Been Driving All Day, Lets Go Find A Lizard Lot "
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