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THE Best Team in the World!!!
Everyone in KGV knows it ...
-Max, a great loyal supporter.
Rio Ferdinand with a great loft pass to the sideline to giggs, gigs with a brilliant cross, ROONEY!!!!!!!
hey makes it look SOOO easy!!!
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A soccer team that fully dominates all others.
Manchester United beat Arsenal for the 564th game in a row this season, wow Arsenal blows cock.
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The best football team in the world!!! They have the biggest and best stadium in England and also have the best players.
Manchester United beat liverpool 4-0
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One of the most over-rated football clubs in the whole of the United Kingdom, and, let's face it - one of the worst.
The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.
The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.
Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.
They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
Person A: You know my mate, Stan?
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
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the best football team in the world!!! also with the best players
manchester united beat chelsea in the champions league final!!
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verb (used with object), tossed or (Literary) Manchester United·ing, Manchester United.
A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.
Bro, did you hear J Leno got a manchester united group together last night?