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Mannerism Bingo is a game played by students on a boring day of class. It is played by creating a 5 by 5 game board in the style of bingo, but putting a bunch of the teacher's mannerisms in the boxes, playing until one person has any row, column, or diagonal completely crossed out.
Like the normal game of Bingo, rules vary from place to place, but there are 2 central rules to mannerism bingo which are constant. One, if one achieves Bingo, they must somehow say it out loud so that the rest of the class can hear without getting in trouble for being distruptive (a common strategy is to raise your hand and try to work the word bingo into your sentance). Two, the teacher in question must never, ever discover the existance of mannerism bingo, or it is totally ruined.
Mannerism Bingo is very strange in that high school and college students all over the world claim to be the ones who invented the game, yet no one actually knows where it came from. Earliest documented games of Mannerism Bingo are from around 2004, beyond this no one knows.
"Mr. Johnson, do you think they had the game of bingo in the 1600's?"
"That was a great period for mannerism bingo, our teacher was filling in so many squares for us."
a girl who attends lady manners school. she often wears a short skirt allowing her to flash her gash this regularly results in a pregnancy before her GCSE's. A manners girl is stuck up and is known for owning around 14 horses and her own stables. This applied to every girl who goes to lady manners school, it is not just a stereotypical view from the rival school highfields. highfields is a much better school where they achieve very high grades and have a wide range of cultural and diverse students, ranging from chav-esque boys to new look obbsessed dumb pre-teen girls. girls from manners are also known for their slag like behavior, boys from highfields know this because they have on many occasions tried to 'pull' a manners girl. this has never really resulted in a long term realtionship. some say this is because of the slutty manners girls but secretly we all know its due to the genuine unattractivness and chavness and dumbness of the highfields lads. also they do not get sarcasm. highfields girls are known to be jealous of the manners girls. mainly because of their natural beauty and indvidual style. manners girls are very classy and mature for their age. highfield lasses are jealous of this becasue they still act and dress like they are in year 9 with their flower top/dresses and 3/4 length leggings and primark pumps. so basically, do not trust a manners girl they are all heartless whores.
'a bowling ball accomodates less fingers than a manners girl'
'i am so jealous of them manners girls. they are all so pretty. they dont have to slap a whole tub of dream matte mousse on their faces before they caome out unlike me - a highfields girl'
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A person who picks out anything wrong with your manners, usually someone with a stick up their arse. Similar to a Grammar Nazi
"That Jane, she's a total Manner Nazi"
"Yeah, she shouted me down because I didn't thank her for stealing my boyfriend. Manner Nazi hobag."
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*does mannerism* is a common reply for anything pointless or plain stupid.
The mannerism its self looks like a shrug with both hands facing downward, and a wiry smile on the mannerism giver.
"I think that Super man 64 is a great game!"
-*does mannerism*
"Jar Jar Binks is so funny"
-*does mannerism*
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Royals, or the British royal family.
Those thieving Royals are just Vikings with manners.
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adj.
Cultured, rich, wealthy, or otherwise fucked up.
"Mr. Jones is incredibly well-mannered."
"Yeah, he's got at least 10 whores there every weekend."
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manner or conduct of a bartender, when waiting on customers.
That bartender hasn't acknowledged me since I've sat down. What bad barside manner!
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