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A Monday holiday where men and women of all color, race and creed can celebrate a great man's life and struggle for equality, civil rights for minorities and the destruction of segregation, together.
Black guy - Yeah three day weekend! What are you doing on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?
White guy - Snowboarding, see ya Tuesday.
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something that Dakota likes to kiss is a very funny way. one time he went ultra speed on MLK's face it was scary.
Dakota stop kissing your Martin Luther King Jr textbook you vuster.
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A statue created by the same race that created the Confederate statues, the human race. If you're going to remove one statue, you might as well go ahead and remove them all.
The Martin Luther King statue is not from a more righteous race than the race that created the Confederate statues, it's coming from the same race, the human race.
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When a rich suburban white lady cheats on her husband with a young hunky black kid from tha hood
Yo Tyler, did you hear about Billy's mom? She's been cruising down Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. with Jemal!
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Why are you trying to kill my dream.
Me: My dream is to one day go to Finland.
My friend: You don't ever have any money or a job
Me: why you trying to Martin Luther King me?!
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Martin Luther King is dead because he never woke up from his dream to fight. He believed in brotherhood, not in leadership. Saying he believed in leadership is like saying he was an instigator that believed in making wars for no reason when he was really about peace. Being about peace tends to get somebody killed.
People say Martin Luther King was about this and that every Martin Luther King Day now that he's not here to speak for himself, they try to speak for him, be his voice, and walk all over his casket in the process. At least the parades were a distraction from that.
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