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A person who believes millenial junk tech giants like Elon Musk are actually intelligent people.
Dave bought an over priced ticket on Elon Musks fake hyperloop tunnel in LA. He is such a Musk Mellon.
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Ingesting too many Amphetamines followed by one large bong hit will result in the subjects face to become a deep red color. followed by fever like symptoms.
I can't go to class today, I've got the worst case of Red Mellon
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Getting beat badly or something being complete destroyed
Dude, you got mellon rocked at halo.
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not having the chance to squeze a female breast in some indeterminate period of time
I've been married to a flat-chested woman for so long I am in a state of mellon deprivation.
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Yet another phrase for breasts. An extention of "mellons", coming by way of those crappy Precious Moments statuettes.
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A skinny woman or girl with unusually large, shapely breasts -- bulbous.
Did you see Pamela Anderson on Leno last night?
Yes ...she is a real Mellon Farmer
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When a man ejaculates on a females breasts and hardens and turns green!!!
Ah man that was dope last night when Hayden pulled out his mouldy mellons