That monkey has done it again! He raised our gas prices!
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intoxicated; inebriated.
monkeyed
"I was so monkeyed last night, I couldn't even remember the fifteenth drink'
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The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.
Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you
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One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.
Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
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The soon to be rulers of all mankind.
The monkeys will rise. The transformation begins.
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Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.
"Last night I spanked my monkey 8 times."
"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."
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