mop

n
For reasons still unknown, the funniest fucking word ever.

"Hey! Check out that mop! Ahahahaha!!"

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Mopping

Drag queens shoplifting

Terry were mopping at the mall

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mop

n. A failed attempt at constructing an English sentence. Usually ungrammatical, nonsensical, or just plain awkward.

v. The action of constructing such a mop.

moppy, adj: describes a sentence or passage which has characteristics common to a mop.

1. (noun) The paper I proofread for a classmate was full of mops.
2. (noun) My translation of this passage is a total mop.
3. (verb) I mopped the last part of the exam because I ran out of time.
4. (adjective) I finished the paper, but it was a little moppy.

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mop

airhead. person with no capacity of thinking and no skills for doing something right. its appearance is that like the one from an afroman.

that mop screw my computer, fucker...
Mop asks: does XX means the 20th century?

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mop

a thing which you use to clean up liquid spills

i just spilled my milk...better get the mop

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mop

when u fight a bitch, and you drag her by her hair... like a mop.

damn, we was fightin' the bitch, and then i mopped that bitch all up on that floor

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Mopping

The act of cleaning the cum off of your mouth, after giving head, with the mans pubes

I love mopping the cum off of my mouth with your pubes.

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