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mountain dew = mount-and-do
term in which a bitch must mount a REAL man's dick and pretty much fuck him like theres no tomorrow
Hey! Hey you! Mountain dew me!!!
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Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.
Brittany wouldn't shut up about how her boyfriend was using Mountain Dew as a form of birth control. Now she's a 14-year-old mother.
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Most popular soda from PepsiCo (excluding pepsi)
Has the most caffeine allowed in a soda.
Has 5 different flavors. Mt. Dew livewire, Mt. Dew Code red, Mt. Dew Baja blast (sold only at Taco Bell), Mt Dew Pitch Black and Original Mt. Dew. and is now sold in 14 oz cans in a 15 pack, which i think all mt dew lovers are screaming for joy about, to bad its limited edition.
Great for staying up all night at parties, doing homework etc.
Me:I love these new 14 oz cans of mt dew. To bad its a limited edition.
Friend: Ha! I think they will take it back like they say but then all soda will be 14 oz cans.
so the question is will it be limited edition?
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The greatest liquid on this planet and Mars! Especially popular in the south. The flavor is unknown and the first sip is painful and it is pee colored.....It is God's piss1
All hail the Mountain Dew.
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The dew that forms between a womans Boobs....On a hot summer day or while doing strenuous activities...ie working out, having sex, moving day, having sex, cleaning house,having sex ,Mowing the lawn, cleaning the pool, sex, Cooking, sex or Hiking..Etc..
Wheew... It's so hot in this gym, I oozed out alot of Mountain Dew! Time to hit the showers.
Baby..I really need a shower now..I did all the work to produce all this Mountain Dew!
* Appilicable Only To Big Breasted Women..Little Boobies Need Not Apply or are able to use this word because it would then be politically incorrect..LOL
Mountain Of Breast= Mountain Dew
Small Boobs= Mole Hill Dew
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Another term for "boob sweat," when a girl gets sweat marks on their shirt in the area underneath their boobs.
"She has some serious mountain dew going on."
or
"Hey, you've got some mountain dew there..."
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Tit Sweat or Sweat of the Tits.
"Dude that hot milf was running so hard she had mad mountain dew!"
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