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An 86 minute long commercial
Halfway through the movie:
Person 1: When is the Emoji Movie gonna start?
Person 2: Wdym. This is the movie!
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1. A movie shown on television that has the same basic plot as fifty or more other movies on the same network.
2. A movie often on the television behind a man who has just given up on life.
1. If I continue to watch these hallmark movies I will just die.
Person 1: Did you see the new hallmark Christmas movie?
Person 2: Do you mean the same Damn movie as last year?
Person 1: Yeah.
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Child: Can I go see The Emoji Movie mom?
Mother: No son. That movie is cancer.
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This movie is the most godly of all movies. If you watch this with a female specimen, you sir will surely be getting laid.
Trevor: Hey, you wanna come over and watch The Bee Movie and Chill?
Stacy: *Thinking* 'Holy Fuck this guy's smooth af!'
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all hallmark movies plots start with a girl and a guy meeting, them falling in love, dating or getting married, and going all kissy kissy muah muah according to my 10 year old brother
“Hallmark movies all have the same plot”
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1) Jerry Seinfeld's best work.
2) An outstanding anime with heart-breaking death scenes, amazing battles, and the best intro in an anime EVER.
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A horror movie with a killer, and a body count. These movies can take place in the woods, the middle of Nowhere, a small neighborhood, a camp site, or sometimes, even in outer space. The killers are usually vengeful maniacs, and most of them go after naughty teenagers, and sometimes, nosy adults
guy #1:Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween and Friday the 13th are some of my favorite slasher movies